Saturday, April 4, 2009

Guitars

This post is dedicated to Guitars

The guitar is a Musical Instrument with ancient roots that is used in a wide variety of musical styles. It typically has six strings but four, seven,eight,ten,eleven,twelve,thirteen and eighteen string guitars also exist.

Guitars are recognized as one of the primary instruments in Jazz,Blue,Country,Flamenco,Mariachi,Rock Music and many forms of pop. Guitars may be played acoustically, where the tone is produced by vibration of the strings and modulated by the hollow body, or they may rely on an amplifier, that can electronically manipulate tone.

Traditionally guitars have usually been constructed by combination of various woods and strung with animal gut, or more recently, with either nylon or steel strings. There are many brands of guitars, but some commonly known brands are PRS, Gibson, Dean, Gretsch, Ibanez, Martin, Jackson, Schecter, and Fender.


[1] History Of Guitars
Before the development of the electric guitar and the use of synthetic materials, a guitar was defined as being an instrument having "a long, fretted neck, flat wooden soundboard, ribs, and a flat back, most often with incurved sides". Instruments similar to the guitar have been popular for at least 4,000 years. The roots of the guitar can be traced back thousands of years to an Indo-European origin in instruments, For this reason the guitar itself is distantly related to instruments such as the Tanbur and Sitar. The modern word, guitar, was adopted from Spanish guitarra (German Gitarre, French Guitare).



[2] Types Of Guitars
Guitars can be classified into two types
(1) Acoustic (2) Electric

[1] Acoustic Guitars
An acoustic guitar is one not dependent on an external device to be heard but uses a soundboard which is a wooden piece mounted on the front of the guitar's body. The acoustic guitar is quieter than other instruments commonly found in bands and orchestras so when playing within such groups it is often externally amplified. Many acoustic guitars available today feature a variety of pickups which enable the player to amplify and modify the raw guitar sound.

Types Of Acoustic Guitars
1 . Renaissance and Baroque Guitars
2. Classical Guitars
3. The Modern Ten-string Guitar
4. Portuguese Guitar
5. Flat-top (steel-string) Guitars
6. Ellis 8 string baritone tricone resonator Guitar
7. Resonator, Resophonic or Dobro Guitars
8. 12 String Guitars
9. Russian Guitars
10. Acoustic Bass Guitars
11. Tenor Guitars
12. Harp Guitars
13. Extended-Range Guitars
14. Guitar Battente

[2] Electric Guitar
Electric guitars can have solid, semi-hollow, or hollow bodies, and produce little sound without amplification. Electromagnetic pickups convert the vibration of the steel strings into electrical signals, which are fed to an amplifier through a cable or radio transmitter. The sound is frequently modified by other electronic devices or the natural distortion of valves (vacuum tubes) in the amplifier.

Guitar Components
1) Headstock : The headstock is located at the end of the guitar neck furthest from the body. It is fitted with machine heads that adjust the tension of the strings, which in turn affects the pitch.
However, some guitars (such as Steinbergers) do not have headstocks at all, here the tuning machines are located elsewhere, either on the body or the bridge.

2) Nut : The nut is a small strip of bone,plastic,brass,corain,graphite,stainless steel or other medium-hard material, at the joint where the headstock meets the fretboard.

3) Fretboard : Also called the fingerboard, the fretboards a piece of wood embedded with metal frets that comprises the top of the neck. It is flat on classical guitars and slightly curved crosswise on acoustic and electric guitars.

4) Frets : Frets are metal strips (usually nickel alloy or stainless steel) embedded along the fretboard and located at exact points that divide the scale length.Pressing a string against a fret determines the strings' vibrating length and therefore its resultant pitch. Standard classical guitars have 19 frets and electric guitars between 21 to 24 frets (though Ibanez has issued guitars with as many as 36 frets.)

5) Truss rod: The truss rod is a metal rod that runs along the inside of the neck. It is used to correct changes to the neck's curvature caused by the neck timbers aging, changes in humidity or to compensate for changes in the tension of strings.

6) Inlays : Inlays are visual elements set into the exterior surface of a guitar. The typical locations for inlay are on the fretboard, headstock, and on acoustic guitars around the sound hole, known as the rosette. Inlays range from simple plastic dots on the fretboard to intricate works of art covering the entire exterior surface of a guitar (front and back).

7) Neck : A guitar's frets, fretboard, tuners, headstock, and truss rod, all attached to a long wooden extension, collectively constitute its neck. The wood used to make the fretboard will usually differ from the wood in the rest of the neck. The bending stress on the neck is considerable, particularly when heavier gauge strings are used , and the ability of the neck to resist bending is important to the guitar's ability to hold a constant pitch during tuning or when strings are fretted. The rigidity of the neck with respect to the body of the guitar is one determinant of a good instrument versus a poor one. The shape of the neck can also vary, from a gentle "C" curve to a more pronounced "V" curve.

8) Neck joint or 'Heel' : This is the point at which the neck is either bolted or glued to the body of the guitar. Almost all acoustic guitars, with the primary exception of Taylors, have glued (otherwise known as set) necks, while electric guitars are constructed using both types.

9) Strings : Modern guitar strings are constructed of metal, polymers, or animal or plant product materials. Instruments utilizing "steel" strings may have strings made of alloys incorporating steel, nickel or phosphor bronze. Classical and flamenco instruments historically used gut strings, but these have been superseded by polymer materials, such as nylon and fluorocarbon materials. Bass strings for both instruments are wound rather than mono filament.

10) Pickguard : Also known as a scratch plate. This is usually a piece of laminated plastic or other material that protects the finish of the top of the guitar from damage due to the use of a plectrum or fingernails. Electric guitars sometimes mount pickups and electronics on the pickguard. It is a common feature on steel-string acoustic guitars. Vigorous performance styles such as flamenco, which can involve the use of the guitar as a percussion instrument, call for a scratch plate to be fitted to nylon-string instruments.

11) Tremolo arm : Many electric guitars are fitted with a vibrato and pitch bend device known as a "tremolo bar (or arm)", "sissy bar", "wang bar", "slam handle", "whammy handle", and "whammy bar". The latter two terms led stompbox manufacturers to use the term 'whammy' in coming up with a pitch raising effect introduced by popular guitar effects pedal brand "Digitech".

12) Guitar Strap : Strip of fabric with a leather or synthetic piece on each end. Made to hold a guitar via the shoulders, at an adjustable length to suit the position favored by the guitarist


Tuning :
The guitar is a transposing instrument. Its pitch sounds one octave lower than it is notated on a score.A variety of different tunings may be used. The most common tuning, known as Standard Tuning," has the strings tuned from a low E, to a high E, traversing a two octave range – EADGBE.

The table below shows pitch names found over the six strings of a guitar in standard tuning, from the nut (zero), to the twelfth fret.


Source : Google & Wikipedia

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fools Day

1/04/2009

It was my Practical exam(Chemistry) yesterday, and to my surprise it went awesome.
My Viva was good and most importantly i had done the experiment unlike others.
Now i am praying that my Physics practical exam also goes like this one....

The past three days were very hectic for me.....i was almost running all day.

But still it paid off as my exam went good...

I Don't remember the last exam that went good for me,thats why i am so happy.


Today is 1 April and thankfully i was not fooled by anyone.



अरे एक चीज़ तो मैं आप लोगो को दीखाना भूल ही गया.....





Saturday, March 28, 2009

Hope u'll Laugh

Jokes


First Job and My Last

1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!





Varun Gandhi's New Career







Indian Politician


An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
He asked, "How can you afford all this on a meager senator's salary?"
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said the minister.
"10 percent", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house,the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Indian Rupees," he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
"See the river over there?"
"Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said, "No, I don't see any bridge."
"100 percent", said the minister !!




World War III


George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that`s them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We`re planning World War III". And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde. The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"





On the shaky track!






My Inbox


A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt,
leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to
admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Yellow Cab driver from Chennai (Formerly
Madras, India)!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken
robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ..

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming
voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for
the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe &
enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed,
rash driving Yellow Cab Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and
me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has
to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Yellow Cab, people
PRAYED'

Moral of the story**: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately
counts.


Monday, March 23, 2009

Letter To Bhagat Singh

23/03/2009

Dear Bhagat Singh,
This letter is somewhat late,but i can't help it.Its a bad habit here that we all remember great persons only on their birth or death date, and that too because it is an official Holiday.

Today i was thinking that i am 22 years old and have i done anything till now ,that i could feel proud of? This thought came into my mind as i realized that at the same age you willingly kissed the hanging knot with Sukhdev And Rajguru.


You dreamed of a country that was free. Free not only from the Britishers ,but also from inequality, ex
ploitation & poverty.
How did you thought about such things........ and moreover you not only thought but you sacrificed to fulfill that dream.


We all should take a leaf out of your
life......the determination,the passion ,the love u showed for the country was really tremendous.


But sorry Bhagat Singh ......your sacrifice has gone vain......
The country has gone i
nto the hands of opportunists. The people are not only fighting on religion but also on the basis of regions.
The rich have become more richer and poor have become more poorer.
The country is going into the hands of Capitalists.

Election are going to be held here shortly,and guess what ,the political parities are been filled up by Actors , Sports persons and Celebrities....rather than politicians.

You sure won't have dreamed of a country like this!


Not even an single news channel showed any thing related to you this day......
Even last year was your birth anniversary, but then also no channel stood up and remembered you.
All the channels were busy showing the "NANO" launch.....damm that NANO ....



But still we remember you.
Your ways and ideology may not get along with most people, but what makes them respectable is the courage love for the country, for which they didn't hesitate to go to the gallows with a proud smile on their faces..

Salute to those men who lived with a vision and died for a mission.
It is a big shame on us that after independence we surrendered this nation to another form of slavery.

Hope the progressive and patriotic youth of this nation will draw inspiration from your ultimate mode of sacrifice.

remembering you in hope...
one of your followers


we salute for them.......every time, every second


उठो धरा के अमर सपूतो
पुनः नया निर्माण करो ।
जन-जन के जीवन में फिर से
नई स्फूर्ति, नव प्राण भरो ।

यही उन शहीदों को सच्ची शर्धांजलि होगी

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Designer Baby

22/03/2009
I am very furious today.My Family thinks that i am good for nothing,may be they are right but they cannot insult me all the time.
I have decided that if they insult me one more time then i will............well to be honest,what can i do? So its better that that i face the reality and move on with this.

Today i did nothing special. I was in my room all day long .My condition reminded me of my friend's T-Shirt graffiti which said"You call it Laziness , I call it Thought process "

Jade Guddy died today. May god Bless her, and more than her, god bless the media which sold death .




There was an article in the news paper today about the concept of designer baby.
This concept is the extension of the famous test tube baby technique .
The scientists use techniques like "Pre Implantation Genetic Diagnosis","Inherital Genetic modification" & "Germline therapy" to modify the embroy's genetic structure. Previously these techniques were use to cure genetic disorders(Inheritable Diseases)।The 3 day old embryo which is kept in invitro conditions , a cell is taken and it genetic structure is studied so that the genes responsible for human structure(ex eye color,skin color,hair color, height,immunity) can be identified and studied for changes .The change in the genetic structure lead to change in human structure and this forms the basis of the concept of designer baby.


The Los Angeles Fertility Institutes, run by Dr Jeff Steinberg who played a key role in the birth of the world's first test-tube baby Louise Brown in Britain in 1978, says it is ready to deliver the first designer baby next year.

And it will come at a price of $18,000 per baby!




Good Night


Saturday, March 21, 2009

ROJGAAR GUARANTEE YOJANA....damm

21/03/2009
Today again i woke up early. Thats two in a row.
Indian won its first test in 33 years on Newzland's soil by huge margin of 10 wickets. The Newzland's batting order crumbled, thanks to the tremendous bowling of Harbhajan Singh who posted a 6 wicket hall in the second innings. Sachin Tendulkar was declared man of the match for his tremendous innings of 160.
University examinations dates seems to extend to the month of may,which would be a big blow for me as many of my competitive exams are to held during that period.
Does the university do anything right for the students?
Classes are never held regularly. The colleges don't have sufficient faculty & the number of student keeps on increasing every year.
God if u exist, please bless this university.

Today i have not opened my computer and i am doing this blogging through my mobile. Thats a great achievement for me.

Today i met one friend of mine who is a VDO(Village Development Officer) in a nearby village. He told me that people there are spoiled due to their heavy addiction to liquor. The officials too are always drunked.Every time a work has to be done the villagers offer bribe or liquor to the officials. This has spoiled the whole system and this is not the story of one village, same thing occur in other places too!
This is our administrative system.
The Government has started "ROJGAAR GUARANTEE YOJANA" in villages which ensures 100 days of work every year for every unemployed in the village or rather they would get 75 rupees as "BEROJGARI BHATA".This could be an effective program unless both the villagers and the officials act to it in a honest way.
I also feel one one thing that if our villages have to prosper then there should a complete eradication of Liquor from there.
But it does not seems to happen because we all know that government gets huge revenues from this "special liquid" that has drowned the villages!


Gd Night